MAIN CHARACTERS

• middle child of the Larkspur family
• horrible rotten mutant abomination made in a lab
• has earthworm DNA, and feels the need to rip off body parts
• evil incarnate, but doesn't know how to tie her shoelaces
• wants to be as big as her dad one day
• open-carries, also has a pet rabbit named Mugi

• professional villain, lousy husband, misguided father
• married to his second-in-command
• has super-human strength, and horrible communication skills
• great at his job but mostly wants to be left alone
• ultimately unhappy with his life and feels trapped in a suburban hell
• can't go without smoking at least 2 packs a day

• scientist with 7 doctorates, but prefers to be called a housewife
• forever-faithful to his glorious commander
• very smart, but has no notion of self-worth
• posessive and distrustful, constantly thinking he's being cheated on
• deals with his body image issues by building atomic weapons
• likes cocktails and burning himself with cigarettes

SECONDARY CHARACTERS

• eldest daughter of the Larkspur family
• brought back from the dead, and still bitter about it
• inherited super-strength from her father, as well as his anger issues
• expected to join the family business, but flunked out of college
• usually lacks the energy for most things, still loves violence
• treats her boyfriend like a dog on a leash

• val's best friend and villainous accomplice
• bullied clown that vows to take revenge
• feels misunderstood by everyone in his life
• wants be seen as a threat but cries when he gets mad
• passionate about knock-knock jokes and heavy music

• national superhero and the larkspurs' appointed rival
• acrobatic and athletic, but secretive of her other abilities
• ( ... and her shady past occupation )
• righteous, valiant and uptight - takes everything too seriously
• wishes she could partake in debauchery

• supehero sidekick and val's archrival
• powerful psychic, skilled in the art of levitation and clairvoyance
• suffers from constant nightmares and debilitating paranoia
• gloomy, but somehow still manages to see the bright side
• likes the macabre more than she wants to admit

• self-described sidekick-in-training, general douchebag
• way more mean-spirited than he realizes, thinks it's all in 'good fun'
• ignorant and loud, with a massive ego
• skateboards and writes rap lyrics in his spare time
• could be a decent friend if he tried. or if he cared

• cheerleader captain, in-denial about her antagonist potential
• manipulative and ruthless, but thinks villain stuff is 'not for her'
• cunning strategist, natural-born leader, great at golf
• unfortunately more preoccupied with her social status
• dating gibson, but he's more of a lackey than anything

• flynn's older brother and fellow clown-enthusiast
• has hemokinetic powers, and engages in bloodletting
• jovial, but seems to be in his own world most of the time
• leader of a cult - his girlfriend calls him prophet
• cannot divulge more information, you're not ready... yet

• fabio's girlfriend, and devout follower
• they met online - she runs a horror movie blog
• perky, bubbly and chatty - a tad on the overbearing side
• loves mysticism and carries a forebodding book with her
• seems way more innocent than she actually is

• flynn and fabio's milquetoast father
• he's a professional villain too, but he only sees it as a paycheck
• the most well-adjusted one in the entire neighborhood
• likes bowling, woodworking, and the periodic table
• struggles to connect with his sons, and undermines his own emotional struggles